《新手自杀》是一部由Craig Thieman导演的喜剧片。影片讲述了撰写完美自杀遗书并不容易，杀害一个车库里的人也相当困难。但是，在杀害他们的过程中让受害者喜欢上你，这才是真正棘手的部分。

故事发生在一个看似寻常的小镇上。主人公威尔（Wil）是一个怪癖而孤独的人，他决定以自杀的方式结束自己的生命。然而，在准备写自杀遗书的过程中，他突发奇想：如果他能够让即将杀害的人喜欢上自己，那会是一件有趣的事情。

于是，威尔开始策划一系列令人啼笑皆非的事件。他装扮成各种角色，制造出一连串离奇的相遇和意外。他伪装成修车工人，与车库里的人建立起友谊；他扮演一个迷人的销售员，成功唤起顾客的好感；他还扮成一位特殊技能教练，教授别人一些奇怪而又有趣的技巧。

然而，随着时间的推移，威尔逐渐发现自己在与受害者的互动中产生了真实的情感。他开始怀疑自己的原初动机，思考生命的意义和他与他人之间的联系。

《新手自杀》以黑色幽默和讽刺的手法，探讨了生命、死亡和人际关系之间的微妙关系。影片通过威尔的奇特行为和他与受害者之间的互动，揭示了人们内心深处的渴望被理解、被接纳和被爱的真实需求。

Green Suicide is a comedy directed by Craig Thieman. It's not easy to write the perfect suicide note, and it's pretty hard to kill someone in a garage. But getting the victim to like you in the process of killing them is the really tricky part.

The story happened in a seemingly ordinary small town. The main character, Wil, is a eccentric and lonely man who decides to end his life by suicide. However, in the process of preparing to write a suicide note, he had a sudden idea: it would be interesting if he could make the person he was about to kill like him.

So, Will began to plan a series of ridiculous events. Dressed up in various roles, he created a series of bizarre encounters and accidents. Masquerading as a car mechanic, he strikes up friendships with people in garages; he plays a charming salesman who manages to impress customers;

However, as time goes by, Will gradually finds himself in conflict with the victim. Authentic emotions arose in the interaction with the audience. He begins to question his original motives, pondering the meaning of life and his connection to others.

Using black humor and irony, Novice Suicide explores life, The delicate relationship between death and human relationships. Through Will's strange behavior and the interaction between him and the victim, the film reveals people's deep inner desire to be understood, accepted and loved.